This is my Kate Beatoniest comic, in that I tried very hard to be Kate Beaton here. Did I succeed? No. No one ever could. This is an old comic about that blessed day when you have to buy new pants because the crotch of your old pants is so worn out that if you … More New Pants Day
Oh, Gary the Eldritch Barista. That scamp. Is this actually funny? Some people say no. Actually, no one has ever actually said no. But also no one has ever said yes, this is funny. I guess maybe some people will find it funny and others won’t. I don’t know the exact breakdown. All I can … More Barista Cthulhu
“I didn’t come her to make friends.” Redrew an old fav comic of mine … More I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends – Comic!
The year was 2013, the month November, the day the 13th, but that’s not as important. A new trend was sweeping across Facebook status everywhere: Comics! But instead of drawing the comics themselves, like nerdy losers, people were using an app called… I had to look this up, BitStrips. People could make an avatar of … More Was That YOUR Thing?
This is maybe my favourite comic. Who is this bad bitch? I love you, her. This is a comic redo, but it is actually just exactly the same comic, inked better. And not even much better. Originally from 2017. Free the nips y’all.
Sometimes when you clean your room you realize that past you is a cruel weirdo who plants time-wasting bombs in your paper pile to delay and confound you. Originally posted February 2016.
From the archives – originally posted April 30, 2013 This was the first comic I posted to my old blog, “Witless Babe.” It holds up! But does not get up, because, well. Not to be confused with “Things I Do to Avoid Stand-Up,” when I am exhausted and cranky and do not want to go … More Things I Do To Avoid Standing Up
Before you read this, I need you to know I made this to make fun of grammatical pedantry. Ok, go: Ah, Captain Grammar, a character so annoying I never made anything with him in it again. Again, I am not this pedantic about grammar. This is to make fun of grammar pedants. So. I remember … More Captain Grammar
I was the nosebleed kid at school. Every school has one, I was mine. I used to have to drag the class garbage can to my desk so I could bleed nasally while doing my classwork. Later, I became a nosebleed adult, discovering new ways to make my nose bleed. Ah, memories. My nose does … More Nosebleeds
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