Hey remember this Monday’s caption contest? Cat butt?
Anyway I made this.
Someday I will get better at writing these blog posts. (I will never get better at this.)
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In June 2018, a very special someone entered my life – Oswin, my girlfriend’s cat.
Never having had pets before, Oswin brought so much into my life – most memorably, her dirty anus. She does not clean it. It’s gross.
That’s what this song is about. And really – isn’t that what life is about? In a way? No? Right, totally fair.
This song is dedicated to Oswin, Dolly Parton, my days ones, and also my day 1001s. I hope this does not make you immediately unfollow me, but I also understand if it does.
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Did you know I am on the new JFL comedy album Infinity Plus Pizza? Check it out!
Veronica Dymond 